Funny love quotes

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.
       
Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.

[The lover says:] How beautiful you are, now that you love me

I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them.

The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.

Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor.


Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.

I love her and she loves me, and we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love